Come on down to Dave’s pre-owned house corral. Used house prices are CRAAAAAAZY yes CRAAAAAAZY, but you better pick em’ up quick before all these people grab em’ up before ya’! I just authorized finance to take 50 cents on the dollar, YES! YOU HEARD RIGHT COWBOY!!! 50 cents on the dollar – I told ya’ were CRAAAAAZY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’ve been showing houses like CRAAAAAAZY this week, people can’t get enough, they want three and four at a time! I want you, yes you, to get in on the action cause I’m CRAAAAAAZY! So saddle up partner, cause the deals won’t last. With all these people seein’ CRAAAAAZY prices, I may just have to raise em’ to keep em’ from stampedin’. So grab come coffee and throw yer boots on and come on down before it’s too late!
