[quote=cdesilva44]I have two dogs that bark any time someone gets close to the house. I also have a Remington 870 shotgun, but need to upgrade my ammo. The #8 birdshot I have isn’t going to cut it. No kids in the house.
My main concern is trying to force those particular residents to move. The neighborhood is pretty quiet aside from that one house.[/quote]
Ok, here’s some other creative solutions
1)Make friends with a cop and always invite him/her over for dinner, ensuring he/she shows up in a squad car. Hell, cops love cars/motorcycles/poker/etc. Have a bunch of off duty cops over for a party.
2)Go purchase a old caprice classic, and paint the doors and roof white. Go here and buy some lights and decals. speedtechlights
Internet is your friend. Park the car outside in front of your home.
3)Add 5-10 motion sensing lights with huge 200-250 watt bulbs. Point the motion sensor in the direction of the perb, set the light on max and the duration on max
4)Get an alarm system company to install an alarm. Intentionally set off the alarm a few times for the police.
5)Find that single mother a guy dumb enough to take her in so she’ll move..Oh wait, two juvi’s..Nevermind…
6)Hook up with that the single mother and get onto third base, then have her disown the two kids and/or send them to military camp, no matter what she looks like, what a total pyscho she is,etc. Just make sure you don’t procreate with her.
7)Hang a sign neon sign outside with an drive through arrow, and have the sign “If you’re looking for the drug dealer juvi’s, they live here…” just to ensure the next time the next perb doesn’t accidentally come knocking on your door.
8)Play really really annoying music really really loud. Something like chinese opera (with the high shrill pitch that you probably can’t stand yourself) Pump up the volume so that your neighbor with the juvi’s can hear…At midnight…Or worse, play Celine Dion “My Heart Will Go On”…over and over and over and over again at full volume. When the police come for a disturbance call, just tell them you were trying to cover up all the gunshots/and load drug dealings going on so you could get some sleep.
8) Got any porn magazine subscription forms?
9) If you hate parents the parents and they have kids, buy the kid a set of drums.
10) Order pizza for them, from a pay phone.
11) Cross-dress and prance around in the neighbors front door…Make your poker night friends dress up too.
12) Superglue and doorlocks don’t mix.
13) Buy a Harley, and rev it up in the middle of the night.
14) If the neighbor has a lawn, buy a lot of rice crispies. Remember when wet, they go snap crackle and pop.
15) Buy a huge spotlight and point it directly at you’re neighbor’s door. Smile, your a movie star.
16)A strobing #15 is even better, with disco music.
17)Find a friend who use to belong a Fraternity to give you better ideas.
