Buy a huge capacitor and connect it to a nice gold ring sitting on a highly visible and easily accessible window sill, with the window open.Connect the other side of the capacitor to a bare copper wire coiled right below the window. Put a bunch of camping gear on top of your car and talk to all the neighbors about how you are going camping. Charge capicitor. Put up a sign that that says “burglars will be in for a shock”. Go camping.
