But But, how can I “INDULGE” if I dont buy overpriced housing and I am a special person who deserves it all, no matter how much I actually do make? My mom says I am the most special person ever and it is the 11th admendment to the constitution, didnt Uncle Ben tell you????
“We hold it to be self evident that each and every American shall have whatever giant oversized house their heart desires and that the federal government will bailout any investor who happens to buy something in anyway related to real estate to the suffering and major economic loss of all those who are economically prudent or have any understanding of the economic system greater than the average 6th grader.” Considering our president doesnt have a better understanding of ANYTHING than a 6th grader, the past 7 years all make sense.