sigh. i got atheist. makes me feel like charlie brown getting a rock in his halloween bag.
i wanted to hang with the rastafarians..
but this gives me an idea for your kid’s religion.
it’s a religion that incorporates some aspect of all known religions. call it G-dPlus. it’s going to take some research from him, but the religion has the selling point of covering all bases. it is the religion of all religions.
you’re safe no matter what the truth turns out to be; we’d even give a nod to the farting bear. and the clown. santa. Jesus. zoorastrianism. the hindus. zen buddhists. protestants. episcopalians. the jews; the muslims; the sufi mystics. the catholics! extinct religions too!!! plus mennonites. mormons. ancient norse mythology. ancient near east religions of all shapes and sizes. old timey greek stuff. tribal customs from papua new guina…literally everything and anyhting that ever is or was or is coming into existence!! you cannot lose! all bases covered.
it’s not some multicultural nod; it’s sincere worship, for one day, to gain that G-ds favor, just in case that’s the one.
i might actually join. ask him how much.
services would be awesome! every day, something different. today, we worship the Church of Bob, tomorrow, allah. santa on the weekend, capitalism on thursday morning. it would be a crazy adventure…
remember the chuch of the subgenius? http://www.subgenius.com i think i was a member for a few days a long time ago.
and of course, my personal fav, rev billy and the church of stop shopping.
everyone gets in, everyone is true, everyone is integrated intoa respectful awesome pascalian wager of historic proportions…
