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Import her illegally marry her and go to mexico and spend a couple of weeks immigrating her, live happily ever after.[/quote]
USCIS redirected resources from processing family based applications to mini-DREAMers over a year ago. That caused a backlog in family based queue. It is taking about a year to process parents/spouses of citizens applications. Bring her on K-1, if you intend to marry her.
Visa waiver has its own risks – the officer at the port of entry is supposed to evaluate the risk of overstaying. A German couple I know was denied entry at LAX back in 2011.