Believe me, the world has already thrown me many turds, starting with a case of a polio-like virus when I was 6 months old; doctor didn’t have much hope for me leading a normal life or even being able to walk. All the more reason to attempt to live a supra-normal life – I’ve always been an ornery, contrary sort of guy.
In short: time to start tossin’ em back like a chimp on crystal meth.
