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“Reliable word that Bank of America branch managers just received a letter or memo from the USFed instructing them to perhaps be ready for a one-week universal shut-down of the banking system, including access to checking accounts, savings accounts and credit cards. Reliable word has it that BofA bank branches received a shipment of signs last week, reading “WE’RE SORRY, BUT DUE TO CIRCUMSTANCES BEYOND OUR CONTROL, WE CANNOT BE OPEN AT THIS TIME.”
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Riiiiigggghhhht.
With printers in virtually every office in every bank across the country, the BofA HQ would need to pre-print “we’re closed for a week” signs and distribute them to branches…knowing full well that branch employees who viewed said signs would spread that news to the world within minutes.
The persons spreading this rumour need to come out of their stinky bomb shelters and take a long, deep breath of fresh air.