Americans will always be superior at dancing, acting, and being politicians. Our financial wizards will always be the best in the world at stealing money without going to prison. And American lawyers can file lawsuits and injunctions faster than any Chinese lawyers, that’s for sure. American athletes will always win the world championships in baseball and American football. And of course our bombs are the biggest and we drop them with the most carefree aplomb. Who cares about the violin, or doing smart technical things, or whatever? Certainly not Americans, and certainly not when there is so much acting, dancing, football-throwing, politicizing, suing, and bombing to be done. If the Asians want to do wussy stuff like creating technology and giant buildings and dams and whatnot, who cares? The next season of “Dancing With The Stars” will be starting up again soon.
