i prefer a coupe deville. with a 500 cu firebreathing caddy mill. i’ve got the cop glasses, need to grow out the mullet or da. no beret, they’re lame and hats mess up the do.
i’m hip with costumes and posters and stuff, could do a dexter’s laboratory type thing, lab coat, rubber gloves… or a southern gentleman type thing like colonel sanders, but i’d be general drunkard. posters of britney murphy with the word “Buttocks” would be nice, done in the shepard fairey/andy warhol style…
but in all honesty, i have a hard time seizing parking let alone a town or mall. i’ll have to win the white house the old fashioned way; steal it.
