[quote=Allan from Fallbrook][quote=eavesdropper] “That Allan Greenspan is a freakin’ economic genius!”.[/quote]
Eaves: Um, it’s Alan Greenspan, not Allan Greenspan. For obvious reasons, I don’t like to be associated with that clown. I’d prefer to be associated with other clowns, please. Like Comrade Gletkin, Zelig and Barry Goldwater.
I’ve been thinking of changing my handle to “Goldwater’s Love Child” to dispel any misapprehensions as to my true political leanings. Your thoughts?[/quote]
Allan, are you going to insist on being a dick all your life? The guy at the bar pronounced it “Allan”, instead of “Alan”. How was I supposed to know?
It makes me hot when you refer to yourself as “Goldwater’s L.C.”. Qualifier: That’s Goldwater, Senior, and not Barry, Junior, right?
If you’re gonna be Goldwater’s Love Child (ooooh! I can hear it now: “My father left left. He never even married mom…”), can I be “Goldwater’s Love Child’s One-night Stand Big-Ass Mistake”?
C’mon, Allan, can I? Stop saying, “No child of mine’ll be bearin’ the name of shame I been wearin’.”
