[quote=Allan from Fallbrook][quote=gandalf]I don’t like peaches either. ‘Georgia peaches’…
Hairy little fruits. They look like testacles.[/quote]
Gandalf: Fair is fair. If you’re going to use the word “testicles”, you have to at least spell it right.[/quote]
No, no Allan. I appreciate the correction, but I didn’t mean ‘testicles’…
I meant ‘Testacles’ — you know, the ancient Greek God of Peaches? Albeit one of the lesser known dieties…
Testacles was a wild and reckless Olympian and seduced and impregnated the young and beautiful but clueless river nymph ‘Swampifina’. This was before the days of Planned Parenthood, so Zeus and Hera forced them to get married and move to the rural backwoods of Georgia, where they tended a magic peach orchard and had 13 children. Thus, Testacles is known to this day as the God of Peaches…
