[quote=alarmclock]I just closed today and found out the purchaser of my mortgage is….. JP Morgan! So does this mean that I don’t have to make payments? If they won’t foreclose on me, will they just use harsh language or fart in my general direction?[/quote]
Letter from JP Morgan (6 months from now)
Dear Mr alarmclock,
We have noticed that since acquiring your mortgage, you have not made any payments at all. This is unacceptable to JP Morgan. If you do not immediately begin making your mortgage payments, we will do something. We’re not sure what we are going to do, and we’re not really sure when, but we assure you that something will be done about this. In the meantime, your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of eldeberries.
