Ah come on! Certainly someone besides me must recognize this thing. It’s a sock dryer! It hooks onto the inside of the stove, and you put your socks on it, turn the stove on low, and in ten to fifteen minutes your socks are dry and toasted warm. ‘Course this isn’t very useful in San Diego, but in Minnesota, when you come in from the snow with damp socks, this is the greatest thing.