The Democrats were behind the 9/11 attacks, which they timed to coincide exactly with Dubya reading a children’s book about goats. Just to make him look extra-dumb.
This in turn was a setup to lead us into a futile war in Iraq, inciting unrest and returning control of both the senate and the house to the Dem’s. And ultimately, most likely, the White House. The end of the Bush dynasty will be an added bonus.