“A lot of stuff bugs me about being married and a lot of stuff bugs me about husbands y’know. Like when they all the time wanna talk to ya. I hate that. He comes in and says “Roseanne. Don’t you think we should talk about our sexual problems?” Like I’m gonna turn off Wheel Of Fortune for that. Put it on a gift certificate babe. Then it bugs me that they think you’re gonna clean everything huh. Like he’ll say “Well Roseanne you think maybe you’ll wash a dish this week?” Get real. So I said “Well what’s the matter is Lemon Joy kryptonite to your species?” But I am happy and you know me, I’m not one to whine. But you know what I think, I think husbands and the very best of men. There the Cadillacs of men. Cause at least they can make a commitment and deal with life. Not like these young bucks, they young warrior types. “Well Roseanne, I’m not ready to settle down, I’m living life of the edge of the fast lane.”
Sure get in a relationship and face the real danger. Look a mortgage in the face for thirty years. You sky-diving wimps.
But this bugs me the worst, it’s when the husband thinks the wife knows where everything is huh. Like they think the uterus is a tracking device. Cause he comes in and goes “Hey Roseanne, do we have any Cheetos left?” Like he can’t go over a lift up that sofa cushion himself.”
