As Pat Benatar might sing to Bear Stearns and the rest of the MBS-CDO crowd:
I hear you had a good offer
down on Third Avenue
You tell me that was the reason
For whatcha’ put me through, Yeah
And now you come collapsin’ back
I feel the heat of your attack
Want me to take you back
I’m givin’ you the sack
So don’t waste your time
It’s a Little Too Little
It’s a Little Too Late
I’m a Little Too Hurt
And there’s nothin’ left that I’ve gotta say
You can cry to me baby
But there’s only so much I can take
Ah, it’s a Little Too Little
It’s a Little Too Late