A lot of us are old now, so we’re a bit slower these days.
We need to put on our bifocals, get out our walking canes, and it takes a lot longer to put on our adult diapers and dentures. So give us a break 🙂
I just turned a horseshit 50 recently, and receiving my AARP membership kit was doubly horseshit. And holy shit, my kid is a college now. Feels like yesterday we were just in the middle of the Great Recession, and talking about starting to put money into a 529k account for a 9 month old.