Are you f’n kidding? A 4800 sq ft lot? $245/month HOA fees? For $600,000? In the middle of nowhere? That’s insane? You can do better in Temecula
But hey let’s read the description.
”Welcome to your vibrant dream home in Valleyview, St. George, Utah! Spanning 2,844 sq ft with five bedrooms and three baths, this gem is brimming with charm and recent upgrades. Revel in the new sliding door, refreshed blinds, and water softener, modern kitchen appliances ensure comfort and style. Step outside to your private backyard paradise! Your upbeat lifestyle begins here – book a visit now!”
Ok I’m ready! Let’s see that private backyard paradise! Show it to me!
Ok here it is! Sign me up for 6 feet of a rotting wood deck.
