16. Women, that when you try to talk to, automatically assume you're trying to hit on them (Looky here miss….. wedding ring) (I dont have a wedding ring defence, but I need to find something similar. Maybe a shirt that says, "no, you are not that hot" or "I am talking to you cause I have to, not cause I want to".)
Consider getting that "you look better on myspace" t shirt.
Actually, there's a corollary to this if you're single. If you want to talk to someone that otherwise wouldn't give you the time and day, try wearing a ring and make sure the other gender sees it. Just don't lie and say you're married, otherwise you'll have a lot of explaining to do later. It's one thing to lie and say your married when your not, but you can't control what the other person assumes…
For some reason or the other, relationships are a lot like houses during the bubble. When no one wants a house, no one else wants it and it ends up on staying on the market a lot longer. If a home has an interested buyer or two, it usually ends up in a bidding war. To sell a house, folks often use props and often hire a staging company to stimulate demand. See, not everything that came from the RE bubble is bad…There's actually valuable lessons to be learned from them.
