I’m with you on the Master bathroom door and it is not easily remedied because many larger homes have huge arched entrys to the master bath where a door would be huge and look stupid. But many couples don’t arise and ready at the same time, causing someone to be awakened by the light and running water. I’m going with this as my reason for no more wives and sleepovers are limited to 3 a.m., I’m having a sign made and prefacing the warning with, “Due to architectuaral flaws.”

Here’s pet peeve, medium sized (2,000 sq ft.) 3 and 4 bedroom newer homes with single sinks and almost zero drawers or cupboards in secondary baths and pedestal sinks in half baths. Where the heck does the toilet paper backups go. And how come no architect has ever had a teenage daughter and the sheer volume of bathroom crap that they consider essential, they need more than a single undersink cupboard and 7 sq inches of sink counter space, not to metion sharing that space with other secondary bedroom users. It’s now to the point that the first thing I ask about is the secondary bathroom. That’s where the sit down vanity is needed. Otherwise the girls are alwas in my bathroom and since there is no door I can’t sleep in.

Message to the architects-3/4 of the time in my home it is just a place I sleep, why is there no consideration to facilitating that, do they have stock in Redbull?

The closet placement does have a reason, the menfolk can see the womenfolk walk naked to the closet naked while brushing their teeth, that’s also why the mirrors are there because if you’ve seen us dress ourselves we never look at ourselves in them, that one is here to stay.