[quote=scaredyclassic]Go for a walk around the lakes in Whistler. Gorgeous paths near lake. No fences. No dogs barking wildly.

Go for a walk in the USA. No beach access. Private property. Fences. Dogs that want to eat you. Owners armed to the fucking teeth watching Fox fucking news. Calling the cops because why the fuck are you walking around, near their houses, anyway. Very suspicious.

I think I might actually need to retire out of the USA.[/quote]

Eh. Air travel sucks and we can just drive up to Mammoth. It sounds like all of your gripes would be addressed by moving to NorCal.

Unless that is you aren’t happy unless you have lots to complain about, in which case you’d best stay put. 😉