to be fair, my net worth is a few million, and I feel broke all the time.

We went to a wedding and they served way too much meat. I dont eat meat but there was no selection so i had all this meat I couldnt eat.

I took a to go box and tried to feed this meat to my kids later. the kids didnt want the meat, the yw ere like, why do you have this extra meat.

it was nice meat, that’s why. really nice meat. why wouldnt they eat that nice meat. they kept calling it my “meat box”. why do you have a meat box? i ended up irritated and threw away the meat box. I was like, fine, no ones getting any more meat boxes out of me, fucking ingrates. im not saving any meat. the hell with it.

really i was thinking, save a few bucks on nother meal, they could have nice meat. why waste this meat?

why so cheap? I was thinking maybe it had to do with the jews emigrating from russia 100 years ago. the jews who scrimped and saved made it, had enough for safe passage on some crappy ship to america. the profligate jews? the jews who didnt save a meat box? THEY’RE DEAD! DEAD and buried, killed by cossacks or nazis or who knows what.

that’s why I have a goddamn meat box, i think. if I had 30 million, id still be carrying a damn meat box.