The sound of a train is soothing. Its beautiful. You know the johnny cash song, folsom prison blues. Beautiful. When i hear that lonesome whistle, i hang my head and cry. The train will become like another member of the family. Beautiful meditative rhythm. It will be so integrated, soon it wont even be noticed, except perhaps in the stillness of the night, drinking a glass of port on the back patio, youll think, that is a gorgeous sound, the sound of life moving forward. Tell your kids its thomas the tank engine theyll love it too

The freeway traffic hums you to sleep. Thats true. Ask anyone near a freeway. It seems bad, but its actually a positive . Obviously also good freeway access increases the value of your home.

Power lines are safe. Ill get you the science to back it up. Power lines are a good thing, they scare away dumb people who normally bid too high!

Ppsf is low. A steal! You will not find another place this gorgeous at 214 a square foot.

Ive never wanted to be a real estate agent but i have an urge to try and sell this house. Many lawyers are basically salesmen, but i generally prefer trafficking in ideas, not dirt. This place though, needs a real advocate. At the right price i might buy it.

I have friends in nyc who lived right next to roaring elevated subway traffinic. And they were happy to be there!

Its a gorgeous building in a beautiful county that everyone in the world wants to live in, who believe me live next to actually hortible things, not signs of a good civilization, like trains, but real nastiness, its being given away at less than cost to build! You cannot lose in the long run with a property like this. You look into the future youll see too, the quote unquote negatives on this place are net positives, youll double, triple your money 20 years out and you will live in paradise! Your home will basically cost you nothing to live in.