I am Bernie, Bernie I am.
I do not like green eggs and Joe.
Green eggs and Joe, I don’t know.
Green eggs and Joe are my foe.

I do not like him over here.
I do not like him over there.
I do not like him in Maine.
I do not like him when he campaigns.

That Joe, that sleepy Joe…
Dealt my fringy progressives on Tuesday a deep blow.

Whoa as me. Whoa as me.
As a fringy far lefty,
I might not get college tuition for free.

I do not like green eggs and Joe.
I do not like eating green eggs and crow.