I believe in lots of things that probably aren’t true.

I believe that kindness ultimately pays off.

I believe in fish oil.

I believe that a good sleep cures or wards off serious illness.

I believe doing nothing is usually the right strategy.

I believe that caring for the planet is extremely important.

I believe the United States is full of crap on many issues.

I believe on the whole, people across the globe generally suck.

I believe that the world’s problems could probably be solved with bicycles.

I believe that alcohol is good for you.

I believe in the value of a dollar.