I’d be OK with some of the board members responsible for this policy being hit with a discrimination suit. Or just being kicked in the junque repeatedly by an irate parent.

Want total peace and quiet? Buy yourself a nice big trailer somewhere out in the desert. String some barbed wire around it and keep a junkyard dog if it pleases you. Don’t snitch on your neighbors because they have a family and you were too miserable for anyone to breed with you.