I like purgatory. you can be an asshole all your life and clean up the mess post mortem.
if i were going to go Christian, id definitely go Catholic. it’s the oddest one. always go with the original. copies won’t cut it.
seems best for lawyers, too. lots of rules to argue. I like the Pope. also catholicism might possibly be only way into heaven. but we can argue about that on Catholic chat groups later…