[quote=svelte]One more thing: this house is definitely a flip.

I assume it looked like what is shown in street view when they bought it:

https://www.google.com/maps/@32.8339581,-116.9404936,3a,75y,91.09h,81.26t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1stXqNhwwWC_RPVeOVAAU4uA!2e0!7i13312!8i6656!6m1!1e1

Holy Moly,

Another thing the seller has said a few times is they want a strong buyer who loves the home “and isn’t afraid of their own shadow.”

I take this as “you will not like what repairs need to occur. We hope you love the home enough that you don’t mind us completely taking advantage of the situation.”