[quote=scaredyclassic]In other news tonight, hillary Clinton was reported to have no penis at all.[/quote]

That would be news.

Here’s a joke I made up. I only tried it on two people, and neither of them laughed, so I guess it’s not funny:

What did Aaron Rodgers say when he walked in and saw Bill and Hillary Clinton standing there naked?

Ha Ha Clinton-Dix.

(Ha Ha Clinton-Dix is the name of a football player for the Green Bay Packers).