“Bank-owned foreclosure. Sold as is. Price just reduced! Own a piece of history in the el cortez. Enjoy all the excitement of downtown san diego! This is a nice dual master suite unit on the second floor with easy access to huge common area balcony. Great value at less than $310/sq. Ft. Bring your value-oriented buyers.”

Bring your value-oriented buyers…who writes this stuff! Wasn’t sure that we had different classifications of buyers. It’s like the investment style boxes of mutual funds.

They also forgot to include.

-Great views of planes flying overhead
-Perfect for wedding crashers as they have at least 1 every week in the Don Ron room