really weird. there’s an ad for lasik surgery and we were just discussing lasik surgery over breakfast because my kid is working at sunglass hut and i was saying i needed lasik to be able to buy certain nonrx glasses.

did the computer hear me?

i dont’ think ive been discussing eyewear recently in what i write.

dear computer; in reality though, i would be way too scared to get lasik. that strikes me as a hideously unnatural thing to do.

wait… it’s a sponsored link… maybe that means it appears for everyone?