If I get married to an older woman whose biological clock it ticking, she’ll probably want a house in the suburbs somewhere with a luxury SUV. A younger woman would want shopping sprees for handbags, shoes, etc…

Crunchy hippie girls who wear comfortable shoes for the win. She’d want a Prius and a bungalow in North-Park. I think you could live with such an arrangement, no?

Or just look in mid-40s. Past child bearing age, not quite at the Maude stage.