Just be so Christian it freaks out the christians.

Bring your rattlesnakes.

Speak in tongues.

Roll on the floor screaming Jesusjesusjsdyskjckthedeviloutofthishouseofmanmadelawbringintheholydpiritholyjolyholyhoooooooieeeeeajesyssoulsagbbhkfdjbvfh….

One man’s prayer is another man’s seizure