[quote=scaredyclassic]
Personally I liked the ocular oracular jocular connection.[/quote]

That was very clever. But the sudden contrast from the seriousness of the philosophy to the absurdity of some of the precepts (and the claim that the reasons behind the precepts were obvious) darn near made me spit out my soda.

Of course, if I could have seen you looking around expectantly, it wouldn’t have been nearly as funny.