[quote=doofrat]What if there was a Piggington meetup that was:

1) Mandatory – All posters in the last 12 months were somehow legally obliged to attend
2) Everyone had to wear a large name tag with their username on it
3) Had an open bar

How long would it take before the first fist flew?[/quote]

I got punched a couple of times in bars without wearing a name tag or saying a word/looking at strangers. I think both my facial features and my personality make people want to punch me in the face.