50 is way freakier than 40 and 30 combined.

50 is the first one that seems liek the end is in sight.

50 is aarp membership eligibility age and you start getting deluged with that stuff..

50 is when your lfie insurance starts to get seriously expensive.

50 is when you are probably past the damn midpoint.

50 is not funny anymore.

luckily, im ok with these things…