On my Dad’s side of the family, everyone is a straight-edge Christian and dies young.

My Mom’s side is more of a “lets have wine every night and have a good time” family and they all live to 90-100.

I think my choice is clear. DNA doesn’t lie.

BTW, “1 beer per night” is a useless measurement, especially here in San Diego with our plethora of septupple-IPAs and Bourbon-barrel-aged Russian Imperial Stouts. “1 pint of Speedway Stout per night” is the equivalent of “1 case of Corona per night”