i wasn’t sitting in the tub. I mean. the point is for the dirt to come off. it’s got to come off somewhere. you could always wear flip flops.

all right all right i’ll clean the shower…

but seriously, why cant we just eat off pizza cartons, take out containers and the occasional paperplate? we could save so much time on dishes.

why do we need our own house and everything. we could just rent and move around, like wandering cavemen….if the cave gets too filthy, we just find another cave

all right all right…we’ll find our own “nice” cave and keep it clean…