[quote=scaredyclassic]You’re welcome to come convert to Judaism, but we are definitely not coming to your door or going to encourage you. That said, it’s going to be hard to replicate the level of post holocaust Jewish mother level of guilt in your psyche just by getting familiar with a few prayers. But I’d be willing to help try to instill this in you for a low fee…[/quote]I thought it was the Catholic mother that dealt in the high psyche guilt level, particularly guilt instilled during adolescence and pubescent periods of development.