Well, back to the subject of math, we could give more “practical” real world questions that I think would help people relate better to math…

1. “If Mick can drink 120 ounces of beer before he passes out, and if a keg of beer is 30 gallons, how much beer will be left before Mick passes out?”

2. “If it takes 1 hour for Louis to smoke 1 1/2 joints, and it takes Al 1/2 hour to smoke 2 joints, how many more joints will Al have smoked after 10 hours?”

3. “If 1 gram of Crack costs $1250, how many grams of Crack can Mary buy if she steals $4000 from her trust fund?”

4. “If a pimp can pimp out Jane to Johns, and if Jane can turn tricks at 1 trick every hour for $50, how much can the pimp get to Jane make in 48 hours?”

5. “If gang-banger Frank has a TEC-9 with a 10 bullet clip, and he empties 10 clips on his rival gang member Dirk, how many bullet holes will Dirk have, assuming not a single bullet misses?”