Make a dozen offers and hope one sticks? Sort of the real-estate equivalent of spam. Eventually, you’ll find SOMEONE interested in teh c1aLi5 and v1a6ra that you’re peddling.

Other than that, ain’t over till it’s over. Everything seems to be moving at a glacial pace — fortunately, the bank’s deadline for closing is two months out. (Though I hope to do much sooner.)

California’s system of doing most things by mail is also very different from NJ/NY, where you have a closing day involving a bunch of dudes and attorneys sitting around a table, signing shite, and where they give you the HOA docs FOR FREE upon offer acceptance, rather than having to pay the management $300 to wait 5 days, then make a few clicks and e-mail them.