[quote=spdrun]”Mr. X doesn’t live here. If you do not leave immediately, I will call the police. If you return, I’ll assume you’re a burglar and be forced to use lethal force.”

This being said, I’ve never had a process server, but I do get collections calls for someone who lives in the same building and has a similar last name. Which is funny, since my last name isn’t all that common in the US.[/quote]

Some company used to call me all the time because somebody with the same name owed them money. I kept telling them it wasn’t me and to stop calling. They kept calling. My number was listed then, and I was the only one with my name listed in San Diego. Anyway, finally I’d had enough. A guy called, and I said, yes, I’m the one that owes you money. Can I come down and pay? Where are you at? I want to find you in particular, what’s your name? What do you look like? Then I told him that I’d been telling them to stop calling for a year or so, but now that I knew how to find him, if he or anyone else from that business called me again, I’d go down there and break his face. They never called again.

I am ashamed to admit I enjoyed that more than would be considered seemly.