[quote=JohnAlt91941]You could always get him a pair of these.

http://www.neuticles.com/%5B/quote%5D

OMG!!! These are real!!!!

I seriously thought this was a joke, but looked it up, and they are REAL!

A video of a procedure with a neuticle. No kidding…do not watch if you are queasy (I almost passed out trying to watch it). Probably not safe for work or in front of kids.

People are crazy!