it does seem unlikely that at any time in history men have complained about having too much penis.

lugging this big heavy thing around. ugh. what a chore.

imagine the first jews, how alarmed they must have been when the main guy said, comehere. bring your kid. ok, heres the plan. to be with us, we’re gonna cut off a piece of your kids penis. you in?

until it got established, i’m guessing it seemed a little radical at the time…