I don’t feel the need to carry my ****ing cell phone, electronic leash, and personal tracking device 24/7. If not wanting to be on the grid all the time is a sign of being old, then color me grey, baby.

As to the kind of watch that I wear, generally an old Russian Vostok, given to me by my late grandfather when I was a kid. Surprisingly good quality for Cold-War era – it’s proven to be basically unbreakable as well as having sentimental value.