Laguna Woods, aka former Leisure World, aka seizure world, aka geezer world, has a known practice where neighbors would raid a unit following an ambulance departure.

Wonder if “built-in booby traps” (set on a time delay so paramedics don’t get hurt) could be a selling point in new elder housing. Perhaps I should patent the idea…

But I don’t know why anyone in their right mind would want to spend their final years surrounded by a bunch of f**kin’ has-been geezers. I’d move to one of the beach cities and enjoy the “views.” Or to Eastern Europe where it’s relatively cheap to live, if I were truly broke.