I can tell you that it all came to an abrupt end in 1990 at a party thrown by a girl I met in an ad. I made an obnoxious arguably funny comment to another girl, who smacked me in my then skinny chest, and a few years later the one who smacked me became my wife, after a few years of slobbery passionate inseparableness, the public manifestationof which, including but not limited to excessive public kissing handholding and general entwinement of limbs, was slightly repusiveto friends, family and the general public.