[quote=walterwhite]I’m Jewish not German and the alcohol won’t work. I get a little drunk and then I’m useless the next day. I’m just not a drinking lineman. I’m a delicate flower.[/quote]

Scaredy: Yeah, that whole German-Jewish thing is a little fraught. Maybe you go for the hulking Slovak look instead? As you gain mass, you seek to increase your tolerance for beer. Nothing says virility like quaffing massive quantities of ale whilst flexing your biceps. Or, in your case, your glutes!