[quote=Allan from Fallbrook] Eaves: You refer to me possibly being the spawn of Barry, Jr., and I’M the dick?!? The best part of Barry, Jr. ran down his mom’s leg at birth! [/quote]

Allan, you are absolutely justified in your piss-offedness, and should challenge me to a duel. I don’t know how I could have possibly erred in so egregious a manner. I’ll go watch the Sarah Palin-Glen Beck “interview” as my penance (but I will have to ingest a pharmacologic aid before I do).

[quote=Allan from Fallbrook] And why would it be a “Big-Ass Mistake”? Now you’re just making it sound dirty! I got all excited there for a moment, until I realized that you would feel sullied and embarrassed by what I’d consider a singularly glorious event. Dick, indeed, Madam! Just so you know, I’m hanging the keys to the Mustang back up. Also, I had a total 1964 skinny tie and those geeky black specs all picked out. Your loss.[/quote]

Actually, I was referring to myself as the Big-Ass Mistake, i.e. the “Goldwater Love-Grandchild” Don’t get all insulted again: this is not a comment on your age. I simply never dreamed that I’d get a chance to make political semi-history in the backseat of the Mustang. And, besides, your wife would kick my ass if she knew.